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Zombie9ers said:
I was worried coming in that they would never live up to last year's conference (how could they?)- Then when the conference started and they zoomed in on that lady throat singer I was thinking it was turning in to a fucking disaster. But from start to finish it was non-stop game showings. Might not have matched the hype from last year - but an excellent conference nonetheless. 9.5 / 10 and by far the best out of all of the conferences this year.

Sorry. But you're wrong.

The PS conference was severely lacking. In fact, it was so lacking that a competitor beated it (by a long shot) with only 1 game that was announced in 2013.

 

No variety (we prefer multiplayer only games, yesterday we didn't though)

No release dates (we prefer bullshit dates resulting in delays, yesterday we didn't though)

No holiday games (we prefer new releases in only 3 months of the year, yesterday we didn't though)

No games also on PC (we prefer to buy a console where all the exclusives are also on PC, yesterday we didn't though)

No new hardware (we prefer new mid-generation hardware announcements, yesterday we didn't though)

No OS update announcements (we prefer talk about OS announcements, yesterday we didn't though)

No sales numbers (we prefer talk about sales numbers (Uncharted 4 obviously flopped), yesterday we didn't though)

No gameplay (we prefer ga... What? Only Crash and Death Stranding didn't have gameplay?)

No CGI trailers (we prefer CGI trailers, yesterday we didn't though)

 

Am I doing it right?