All of those posts are pure gold... wonderful thread!
I really laughed at the Splatoon-girl thing, holy cow, there are really crazy people! The Wind Waker bondage is another gem. :P
Bet with Teeqoz for 2 weeks of avatar and sig control that Super Mario Odyssey would ship more than 7m on its first 2 months. The game shipped 9.07m, so I won