Whomever dropped that guy off in Philadelphia knew exactly what he was doing... These are the people that booed Santa Claus and for whom home field is never an advantage at sporting events.
They really shouldn't drop that thing off in the Northeast... I'm quite impressed he made it out of Boston and had a full tour of New York.
If they started a little farther south I'm sure he'd have a pretty good chance of reaching the west coast, though if he passes through the Texas/Oklahoma area he may be shot at once or twice and if he winds up in Utah he'd emerge a converted, fully committed Mormon.
I wish they started him in Jax, I'd have introduce do him to my R.O.B.