Right, so over the past few weeks there have been no shortage of threads about Nintendo's future. Lots and lots of discussion about NX, 3rd party stance, NX, the Nintendo NX, that weird console/handheld fusion thingy etc. Along with such threads will inevitably come the doubts, and I really do hate to be the bearer of bad news, but you are all wrong to doubt. For you see, I have recently found out about a new young face popping up in Nintendo's R&D department.
I managed to get this picture of her first meeting with the department as proof to share with you guys. Keep in mind that these are some top secret details, so try not to post them in places where hundreds of people could see them (should be safe here):
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No, your eyes do not deceive you. Nintendo's newest face is Haruhi Suzumiya! I can hear the cries now, saying that she is not the right imaginary person for the job; and I stand here ready and able to put those claims to rest.
First of all, she knows how many E3 conferences it takes to get the cyberworld's attention:
Second of all, she knows what direction to push game development and which partnerships to get in order to reach the kiddy crowd:
And last but not least, she knows where Nintendo's 3rd party support is:
So as you can see, there is nothing to worry about! Even if I have dishonorably failed at convincing you Haruhi is the right person for the job, please realize that Nintendo is a one-of-a-kind creative genius, and nothing that a newcomer can do will....... wait, what's this?
SOMEBODY PLEASE GET HER OUT OF THERE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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*Disclaimer* No, my intentions are not utterly serious at all. I'm trying to lighten the mood. Pls understand. I know more about NX rumors now than I do about my own testicles and I touch those every day!
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