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A couple weeks ago at work, in the break room, I walked in on a typical southern political conversation about "that Obama". I usually ignore political talk but this one caught my interest when one guy said, "the next thing you know, he'll go against Israel and then America will be finished because the bible says not to go against Israel."

The interesting part wasn't really that one guy said it, it was that pretty much everyone in the room was in agreement.

I wonder if Israel killed their parents, tortured their children, and raped their pets, if they'd just go, "aw shucks, nothing we can do, Israel is such a scamp, lol."

So, yeah, it's embarrassing to say, but the US is Israel's female dog.