10/10 OP, good job. Probably would have been only 8/10 or so but you have maintained the act for 3 pages, which is like extra credit.
Come on guys, obvious joke was obvious (and indeed humorous) the moment I saw PSASBR and Knack. He says TLOUR has aged well since its release less than a month ago. At no point did I take this list remotely seriously.