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There's an AssCreed cycle and I've learned not to fall for it anymore.

1. They announce a new AssCreed game.
2. It sounds as boring as the last dozen AssCreed games.
3. They show an AssCreed trailer.
4. It looks awesome, new, and different.
5. I think "maybe this one will be different!"
6. I buy the AssCreed game.
7. I love it for like the first 5 hours.
8. I gets offensively boring, repetitive, and derivative like all the other AssCreed games.
9. Buyers remorse.
10. I swear I'll never buy another AssCreed game.

Repeat 1-10.