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You know what I noticed a few days ago (and didn't want to make a thread about)?

I was looking at my 3DS and saw I owned a game called Freaky Forms. For a second, I thought to myself "What the fuck is this bullshit!" I'd played it for dozens of hours at one point and forgot it even existed because it was in a folder I never opened. Anyway, I remembered a 3DS commercial with a bunch of "cool guys" hanging out playing games like Mario Kart, Starfox, and probably some other stuff. Then one guy said "You guys don't even know about Freaky Forms."

I had a revelation. Why did the 3DS get such a mature campaign and the Wii U has a bunch of kids talking about hot buttered popcorn? It's like the Wii U just lost its balls.