Yulegoat on 02 January 2007
"Too many powerful consoles can't coexist. It's like having only ferocious dinosaurs. They might fight and hasten their own extinction." -Shigeru Miyamoto 72 million years ago the prize "Best New Organism" was awarded to Tyrannosaurus Rex. It was as big as a house, had teeth like daggers and roared like 1000x lion. "Truly a magnificent beast", said the judges. "This has the potential of coming the ultimate tuff guy of organisms". But then a mammal, size of an average Sony CFD-ZW755 Portable Boombox, came and stole Rex's eggs and went to a hole underground to have an orgy with the lady-mammals. Oh the feasting and fucking. Moral of the story: chest hairs attract women.
