Screamapillar on 16 January 2013
my kids would learn more quicker with a thorough, rigorous home-schooling curriculum than moving at a snail's pace in public school to keep pace with the lowest common denominator.
Private schools are better, but they're expensive.
The Screamapillar is easily identified by its constant screaming—it even screams in its sleep. The Screamapillar is the favorite food of everything, is sexually attracted to fire, and needs constant reassurance or it will die.
