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Looking at how white people interfere into internal affairs with little to no tact, not even paying a sign of respect to pretty miserable sovereignty most African countries outside of Maghreb has as it is, only inspiring wars, it's sort of colonized already, though not in strictly economic sense of course.

Just remebered old racist anecdote that's kinda fitting to the rest of my post :D
Students are having an exam in MGIMO, professor:
"Imagine the situation when our submarine accidentally collided with some African's country cargo ship, the ship has sunk. Your task is to write an official apology to the president of said country. You have 5 mins, go!"
In 10 mins, professor:
"Not bad, not bad. But few mistakes: "mother" and "f**ker" is a solid word, and when you address it as "you black-a**ed monkey", it should starts with capital letter. It's the president after all, have some respect!".