Mummelmann on 26 January 2008
Chuck Norris is so manly, his penis has it's own social security number.
Chuck Norris' biceps are so massive, they have their own zip code.
Chuck Norris quit his performance in "Stomp" after accidentally denting New York City.
The dent in New York City was no accident, Chuck Norris never has accidents.
Laws do not apply to Chuck Norris, he applies to them.
