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Chuck Norris, Mr T and captain Picard all died and went to heaven.
God is sitting in his throne and says "since you are the elite of humanity you all get to assign yourself a role as one of my aides"
Mr T says "I will be your right hand man and I will use my muscle power to help you"
Captain picard says "I will be your left hand man. I will use my brains to help you strategise"
Chuck Norris say "get out of my seat god"