famousringo on 25 January 2008
| bdbdbd said: Moses: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Jews: The good news! Moses: I managed to negotiate the number of commandments down to ten. Jews: And the bad ones? Moses: The adultery thing is still on the list. |
Are we doing religious jokes now? Fantastic!
Two old rabbis are sitting on a rock bemoaning their poor fortune to each other.
Rabbi 1: "Oi vey, am I disappointed. My son used to be a good Jewish boy, but he went off and married a Catholic!"
Rabbi 2: You think you've got problems? That's nothing! I had a son. Good Jewish boy. He went off and became a Catholic!"
Suddenly, a voice booms from the heavens:
"You think that's bad? I had a son. A good Jewish boy..."
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