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Chuck Norris once wandered into a quaint village, and the villagers were huddle in a crowd mourning over a stillborn lamb, Chuck took the lamb into his arms and rubbed his beard against it bringing the lamb to life! The villagers were in shock and awe! He set the lamb down and INSTANTLY ROUNDHOUSE KICKED IT IN THE FACE, KILLING IT UPON IMPACT. The villagers were humbled and bowed down to him, he set an example that the GOOD CHUCK GIVETH, AND THE GOOD CHUCK TAKETH AWAY.



From 0 to KICKASS in .stupid seconds.