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Wii U is going to have sales numbers in the positive integer scale, those numbers are going to be a certain quantity that will disappoint someone. However, without knowing its release date, system specs, or the controller's rectal fortitude score, I won't be able to predict a better prediction than that. But my next prediction, totally better than this one. Oh, and this is the part where I mention a failed console from sega to prove to gamers that I have net cred, Sega Nomad.

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