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Sony: In the wake of all the vita is doomed stigma, I predict Sony will react with a remodel . Each unit will come equipped with an advanced defense system that search-and-destroys all smartphones within a 100 mile radius. There is no off mode.

Microsoft: I think MS will unveil it new console codenamed: Project Rio de Janeiro.

Nintendo: Iwata will take center stage and announce that the massive turnaround of the 3ds was not without sacrifice. He will then proceed to explain that he struck a deal with Satan in return for monster hunters exclusive. A pit will form center stage whereby Iwata is sucked into hell for all eternity.

IM SOO EXXCITED!