You need to become a community college professor then! They make a lot of money in Washington State!
I also need to go back for a Master's which would only plunge me further in debt, unforunately...A friend works as a community college professor so she has mentioned that but I've been hesitant.
“When I was 5 years old, my mom always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down “happy.” They told me I didn’t understand the assignment and I told them they didn’t understand life." - author unknown