Is Santa really a pimp?

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chasmatic12 said:

I always imagined the North Pole as something like the Smurfs. There's only one woman... Mrs. Claus. Would Santa pimp out a completely male elf population?

I don't know if I like that idea with only one woman.  It totally ruins my hot Asian elf fantasy if they are all men.  Now to the question if they were all male would he pimp them out...  If they were all male it would seem like Santa would be more of a slave master than a pimp.