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I was just pondering this while I put my Ho Ho Ho boxers on I received a few years back for Christmas.  Let us look at the facts...  He likes to say Ho Ho Ho a lot and he only works one day of a year.  Is he pimping out the elves for supplies/money for presents?  He must be a very successful pimp if he is able to give so many presents each year to everyone.  What are your thoughts?