How many white men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, white men will screw anything.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA
What do you call a white woman with a yeast infection? Crackers with cheese.
What does a white man do at the club? Pout while all the colored folk are bumpin’ & grindin’ with all of his fine white bitches.
Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons? NO. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?
How do you get a black man out of a tree? Cut the rope.
Is it better to be born black or gay? Black – because you don’t have to tell your folks.
What do you call 100 black guys buried from the neck down? Afro Turf.
What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand? Cuatro Cinco
What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower? Unemployed.
What do you call a pool with a Mexican in it? Bean Dip.
A bunch of Mexicans are running down a hill, what is going on? A Prison Break.
Why did the chink buy thimbles? He needed condoms!
