I'm imagining Pachter and Camilla Parker Bowles on 3DS instead. Just try to visualize him looking for the right slit amongst all those canyon-deep wrinkles, and in glorious 3D too: it would be the definitive porn-horror action adventure! :-S And I can be even more perv... But I can't compete with Prince Charles!
Edit PS Don't worry for the typo, it's quite hilarious and curiously fitting for the thread.