Oh my god, the selective service system sent me a registration letter

[NotStan]

badgenome said:

NotStan said:

I think the only incident where you're likely to get drafted is if there is an attack on the US soil, not sure about if there is a conflict between US allies and an enemy of the state. But with your heart condition I doubt you'll be held liable for your registration unless in the worst of circumstances. E.g Homeland game.

Oh, shit. They're going to draft us and make us play Homeland?

YES TO DEFEND THE AMERICAN CITIZENS FROM THE PIXELATED KOREANS.

Your sarcastic and patronizing responses on almost every thread do make me L-O-L irl. x)