Have you ever killed a slug with salt?

[Salnax]

Beuli2 said:

Salnax said:

No you sick fuck. Slugs don't deserve it.

Dolphins, on the other hand...

What about the Dolhpins? What have they ever done to you?

Above: less one tiger for a total of 2999.

They rape humans, kill porpoises for shits and giggles, starve females until they allow the males to rape them, murder their own children, play tennis with dying baby selas, and do it all with a slasher smile.

Long story short, dolphins are a rarity in nature. They're a smart enough species to have sociopaths, but aren't smart enough to develop a way to deal with them. Hence, you end up with a species led by sex crazed homicidal maniacs.

Who. Never. Stop. Smiling.

Oh, and they killed Hobbes!