PC vs PS3 Vs Wii Vs Xbox 360 (the $1000 battle #1.5)

[A Bad Clown]

Look at the screen

Now look back at me

Look at your choices

Now look back at me

Now look at yourself

Now look back at me

I am riding a donkey backwards in the Carribean with the money I saved because I already own all three

How is this possible?

Only through Old Spice and the money I saved by switching to Geico.