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I took the girlfriend and child out on Wednesday.  Had a good time, bought lunch and some clothes for those two (and about $70 worth of comics for myself!) and all was well.  Then my cop friend Jake sent me a text: "What are you doing tomorrow?"  And just like that, my girlfriend forgot all of the good I've been doing and my generosity (gave her $100 for no reason last Friday, planning for a cruise soon, etc.) and accused me of cheating!  I got so pissed that even though I was taking the week off for vaction, I volunteered to do police work yesterday just to get away from her psychotic ass.

And I gotta admit, I really enjoyed it.  I'm thinking of doing it more often.  It was a great change of pace.  On the downside, I don't think I'll be doing it at night.  I probably fell in love ten times, yesterday!  Any time a girl smiled in my direction, I felt like flirting.  Gotta be careful about that.