I think we're ignoring a very crucial fact:
He's a Gamestop employee! He's the epitome of evil!
I'll get the socks, you guys get the soap.
Kimi wa ne tashika ni ano toki watashi no soba ni ita
Itsudatte itsudatte itsudatte
Sugu yoko de waratteita
Nakushitemo torimodosu kimi wo
I will never leave you