3DS Anti-Piracy Measures are Too Sophisticated for Human Brain

[Alby_da_Wolf]

allaboutthegames885 said:

forest-spirit said:

I think the 3DS has a built-in brain scanner. If it detects that you have pirated 3DS games it will suck your brain out and turn you into one of Nintendo's minions.

 

The vitality sensor will probably be used in a similar way for the Wii. To turn on the Wii you have to use the sensor and the first message to pop up is "Have you pirated today Mr. * ?" If you are find guilty it will use that magical blue light to turn you into an eggplant.

Fix'd with a reference to Kid Icarus: Uprising.

Rumours say it's even worse: it turns you into a mushroom, then Mario sneakily comes and abuse you (and he comes again, but in another meaning).