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Be honest, the real reason anyone identified with Kirby is because they like to suck and blow.

:-p

I'm most like Donkey Kong, and not because I like to beat my bongos, but because he is the perfect antihero.

I can't count the number of times I've been pummeled and beat down by the man when all I wanted was a little play with a fair lady.

It's a bigger metaphor than just sex. Donkey Kong never seems to win (I'm talking Arcade here, by the way), and he inevitably fails, no matter how many barrels he throws.



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