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I love her beautifully poetic lyrics that can paint such vivid pictures of life, like "cherry cherry boom boom," "I'm bluffin' with my muffin" and "I wanna take a ride on your disco stick." You can really remember Gaga's message entire seconds after the song is over. I particularly like her Christmas sex song, "Ho ho ho, under the mistletoe, yes everybody knows, we will take off our clothes," and "my Christmas tree's delicious." She has some of the funniest metaphors about doing sex, and that's what the kids love. And they're set to catchy beats. It's no wonder she's at the top of the charts.

Same thing happened with "Sledgehammer" by Peter Gabriel. Every single line in that song is a joke about sex, and that music video was the most watched music video on MTV in the entire 20th century, even more than "Thriller" or "Smells Like Teen Spirit."

They're even both famous for their crazy fashion. The difference is that only one of them can change up their musical style or sell records with their clothes on. And only one of them did it first over 35 years ago.