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Well, I guess you all should know how I came of age.

It wasn't actually on a bus in Argentina (that was the second time). You see, I was just a wee lad in 5th grade and my girlfriend spent all of our reading time hugging me. Now, back in the day a hug was like full blown sex to me, and at that age I was a raging pile of hormones. I went to the library to check out a book and i found one on sex :s

So, i read up, learned about the stuff and then went back to class. A few hugs later I told the teacher i had a bad stomach ache and that i needed the bathroom. Yes, that's the place. A school bathroom.

gross? yes. worth it? yes.