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Dear Microsoft... im waiting for the penultimate PC version with perfect lighting, DirectX 11 support and I desire to run it at a satisfying 120FPS with perfectly tessellated PC models rather than playing it on the inadequate consoles which can never do true justice for a game like this.

Please send me a post card with the date of release discretely written so I may know for how long I must wait for perfection whilst the peasants wallow in inferior Final Fantasy experiences.

Kind Regards,

Do you know what its like to live on the far side of Uranus?