I can be pretty awkward with the opposite sex, but only mildly so. Weird stories involve the weird shit guys try. At one point I was at work and there was this guy who kept hitting on me... so once when we were in the elevator he turns to me and asks... Do you like it in the butt?
I took it as a joke at first... but then he persisted. That was awkward.
Various stalkers I've had have been pretty awkward. Oh and that guy who thought this was a good pick-up line: I was talking to him in a bar and then he says "Oh, I didn't hear what you said, I was too busy staring at your chest" And proceeded to point at some chick and loudly proclaim he slept with her.
And one time when I was 18 I was drunk and agreed to give a dude a bj at a party and then he walked off for a minute and common sense came back to me and I booked it... ran outside and jumped in a taxi with other people in it.
I could go on all day.
[2:08:58 am] Moongoddess256: being asian makes you naturally good at ddr
[2:09:22 am] gnizmo: its a weird genetic thing
[2:09:30 am] gnizmo: goes back to hunting giant crabs in feudal Japan
