patapon on 08 November 2009
| Tankman said: Most awkward moment is definitely the time I had a few drinks, chatted up this chick, went back to her place where I realised that she had a bigger wang than me. Needless to say, I legged it out of there quicker than Speedy Gonzales, the Roadrunner and Usain Bolt put together to get the fuck out of there (remember, I couldn't drive cos I was drunk). I can't remember how far I walked to get home, but that was easily the scariest moment of my life. If you don't believe me, I don't blame you. I wouldn't believe that either, but it happens to more guys than you would think. |
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