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I like the NES, Super NES (obviously), the N64, the GameCube, and the Wii.

 

But that last one, you wouldn't be able to tell because ever since The Conduit came out, I have trolled the damn thing endlessly (both the Wii and Conduit).

Why? Because I'm jealous. I am jealous of those HD console owners and those uber PC owners.

Yes, I own a PC and I love my games for it such as StarCraft, The Orange Box, GTA: San Andreas and many more. But when it comes to the Wii, I see owners get hyped over games that turn out to be average, such as The Conduit. I look over to the HD console owners and they have their Uncharteds, Halos, Gears, Gran Turismos, Soul Caliburs, and BioShocks.

I look at the Wii and see all these great hardcore games like Muramasa, Red Steel 2, FFCC: The Crystal Bearers, No More Heroes, MadWorld, Zack & Wiki, and Rock Band 2 (which isn't an exclusive but is the only multiplat game that doesn't skip on features when it comes to the Wii version). But still comes up short because I am a graphics whore.

So maybe I am jealous and that's why I troll the Wii to make myself feel better about owning the inferior console.

Then again, I'm a fucking hypocrite because once a new Zelda game finally comes out for the Wii, I won't care about anything I just said.

 

So, just putting this out there: I am a hypocrite.