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^^^All the time. I wouldn't even look for them. I'd drive buy, and they'd wreck, trying to switch drivers. They hit deer, leave their cars, and report them stolen. Sometimes, (like last Thanksgiving), they drive into trees, and tear themselves into multiple pieces (torso, legs, arms and, as far fetched as it sounds, EYEBALLS AND SCALP) scattered in different directions. Their clothes even come off.

My first accident I ever saw in person, as it happened: I was parked in front of a gas station, waiting for it to close. I hear "SCREEEEEEEECH!". A truck drives into a ditch right accross the street. It was like fish jumping into the boat. 2nd easiest arrest I ever had!