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Let's face it folks, the Wii is dead.

Zelda took me only 20 hours to beat with the guide printed out. I was able to finish Metroid in 10 hours with the guide. I heard it is possible to finish SMG in 7-10 hours. Mario Party 8 only took around 1 hour to finish a game of. I heard the new Wii only Zelda that everyone has been waiting for takes less than an hour to complete. I heard Ghost Squad is the same way.

The Wii is currently selling less consoles than it has every sold. The PS3 almost completely closed the gap in Japan last week. 9 out of every 10 games sold in America are 360 games.

In fact, the Wii is broken. I put my favorite DVD in the Wii yesterday and it did not work. Check out your Wii, it is likely also broken.

I've done the research and it looks like Patch discovered the next big thing in gaming. That's right folks! It is the PSP. I am gonna get me one!



currently playing: Desktop Tower Defense (PC), Puzzle Quest (DS), Trauma Center New Blood (Wii), Guitar Hero III (Wii), Ghost Squad (Wii), Actraiser (SNES), Donkey Kong County (SNES), The Legend of Zelda (NES), Kirby's Adventure (NES)

will play next: Paper Mario (N64), Golden Axe II (Sega), NiGHTS (Wii)

 

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