This reminded me of a site I used to go to all the time: http://www.rinkworks.com/stupid
(They update pretty slowly so I went through all of them and eventually stopped going often and then forgot about it.)
It's about Computer Stupidities -- and there are some real golden ones.
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First call, Monday morning. I knew it was going to be one of those days right from the start. The call wasn't going well at all. Bob, the customer, just wasn't getting it.
◦Me: "Ok, Bob, type a capital 'B', then press enter."
◦Bob: "A capital B?"
◦Me: "Right, capital 'B' as in Bob."
◦Bob: "Capital 'B' as in Bob?"
◦Me: "Exactly. Capital B as in Bob!"
◦Bob: (long pause) "That's the one with two loops, right?"
He became known as Two-Loop Bob from that moment on. His saga has been passed down from from each call center generation to the next.
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Tag (courtesy of fkusumot): "Please feel free -- nay, I encourage you -- to offer rebuttal."
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My advice to fanboys: Brag about stuff that's true, not about stuff that's false. Predict stuff that's likely, not stuff that's unlikely. You will be happier, and we will be happier.
"Everyone is entitled to his own opinion, but not his own facts." - Sen. Pat Moynihan
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The old smileys: 
; - ) : - ) : - ( : - P : - D : - # ( c ) ( k ) ( y ) If anyone knows the shortcut for 
, let me know!
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I have the most epic death scene ever in VGChartz Mafia. Thanks WordsofWisdom!
