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I worked as a guy who stands on street corners asking people for donations to fix America's shitty health care. That lasted 2 days, because they wanted me to meet their quota of $250 in donations and I only raised $100 in donations. And they actually paid me $140 to do it, so I actually cost them $40, so they fired me on my 2nd day.

I worked at a coffee shop under the table for 11 days before the idiot boss realized he was losing money because he doesn't know how to run a coffee shop. So he fired everybody and decided he'd do it himself, and work from 7 am to midnight. But it's a block from my new apartment, and when I walk by at 10 or 11 in the morning he's not open yet, and when I walk by at 10 or 11 at night he's closed early. Maybe he'd make money if he opened on time and didn't piss off the customers who have been going there for years.

But for 2 months I've been working at a pizza place. They said they'd let me wait tables half the time, but they're only letting me do that once a week, so I have to bus tables the rest of the week and barely make any money. Tonight I got to wait tables and make $58 in a 2 and a half hour shift, and tomorrow I'm gonna bus, so I'll probably work 4 hours and make $30. And the coworkers are jerks who treat me like I'm a kid at my first job and have no idea what I'm doing, and don't understand that I've worked at bigger and better restaurants back when we had an economy, and made more money than all of these bums. I hate this job and as soon as I find a better one I'm quitting.

I finally got a little free time and was just wasting it drinking and cleaning and moving furniture around the new place, and then I was like "Oh snap, so many VGChartz homies to catch up with." I can't believe I disappeared for so long.

How's the lesbianism promoting going?