hm, maybe if you stopped making shit games, youd sell something, THQ
Or giving the Wii some of their genuinely good games, like something from the Saints Row series (could be either a remake of 2 or an original game), and make sure they actually market it.
A flashy-first game is awesome when it comes out. A great-first game is awesome forever.
Plus, just for the hell of it: Kelly Brook at the 2008 BAFTAs