Keep in mind guys, confidence will get you alot further then a 12 incher would.
So, walk around thinking and believing you have a foot long dong and you'll find yourself neck deep in women. We've all seen those ugly guys with amazingly beautiful women and the key for them is confidence, not the size of their equipment.
My pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard. And they're like, "You wanna trade cards?" Damn right, I wanna trade cards. I'll trade this, but not my charizard.