I entered:
Good evening ladies and gentlemen. I hope you are enjoying yourselves.
I received:
GOD 3VANNG LADEIS AND GENTLEM3N!1!!!!1 OMG I HOP3 U R 3NJOYNG U!1!!1!1 WTF LOL
Favorite Companies: Nintendo, Blizzard, Valve.
Recent New Favorites: Grasshopper, Atlus. (R.I.P. Clover.)
Heroes/Homies: Shigeru Miyamoto, Gunpei Yokoi, Will Wright, Eric Chahi, Suda51, Brian Eno, David Bowie.
Haiku Group: Haiku Hell.
Nemeses: Snesboy, fkusumot.
GameDaily Article that Interviewed Me: Console Defense Forces.