the ps9 is set to release 2 mins after the conference ends. Yes The Ps9.
They will say "Sony, always staying ahead of competition, has decided to release the playstation 9 right after the end of this show. It supports 100 million times more rubber ducks than the playstation 3. Realistic rubber ducks.. that can float.. On water."
If you put one in the same room as a 360 and leaves, it'll attack the 360s weakspots for massive damage.
Your pc will refere to the new item on your network as simply "Skynet"
Microsoft makes a deal with the american army to use the xbox 360 in the war against terror. Some early 360s will be shipped to all terrorists in hope they'll overheat and burn the houses down.
Nintendo has decided to opt for a new market. Dogs. That's right. Their next console will be for dogs only. Dogs might not use it, but it'll be doggyliciously mainstream. It'll have games such as.. Fetch.. and Roll over. Revolutionised voice over which tells the dog commands via audio speakers.
It'll also run on 4AA batteries and coincidentially look like a gameboy (recycled one)
Sega will release the tsacmeard. The new console which efficiently runs on orange juice. It'll be able to play in high definition and support all It'll look like a giant valkyria chronicles figurine and it will have red eyes. Unlike the ps3, it'll attack any console wether you are in the presence of it or not. It'll then tell you that if you're a true sega fan you'll let it.
Apple will launch the iplay for 999$ It'll feature SD 640x480 with it's 1.2 ghz singlecore processor. It will play all your itouch games and your iphone/touch can be used as a controller. All games will be downloaded via a apple store. Along with revolutionary applications. Such as a "TV trimmer sound" "Text Messeging" "Friend list" and "Online web browsing" They will all be priced accordingly to other apple products.
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