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I thought Fallout 3 was awful.

Mario Kart: Double Dash is the best Mario Kart.

I can't stand Final Fantasy.

World of Warcraft spawns drones of mindless burger munching fatties, who are more dedicated to achieving the highest level of PWNAGE than ever creating any kind of life for themselves. Not that they could anyways, because their love handles are normally stuck under the arms of their chairs and they can't escape. They are all virgins with absolutely no social skills. They often have silly little ponytails, wear Matrix-style coats and generally smell of their own urine. This applies to all MMORPG's, in fact. They should all be abolished. Save that few pounds from your direct debit every month and get a haircut.

Red Steel 2 is going to be good.

Nintendo's Cammie Dunnaway is a closet lesbian.