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There was this one where there was this well-ripped hunk of a damn, and the finest chick you'd ever see(in a porno)n. It was so epic, started off real slow... you know, passionate kissing, groping, then the chick gave the man oral. When it was time to return the favour, he pulled down her skirt... where, to my surprise, was the largest package I had ever seen.

I don't know what happened after that, I had to clean up.