IGN Reviews = wahhhh?

[CrashMan]

So I have never been a fan of IGN's reviewers (and since Mark Bozon has taken over most of the Wii reviews, it has gotten exponentially worse,) but a recent one left me scratching my head and wanting to strike an infant.

When perusing the review of "Alien Crush Returns" for Wii ware, a pinball title, the main graphical gripe was, and I quote "The game isn't pushing a full-on 16:9 mode..."

Now everyone who is older than 12 probably knows that pinball is inherantly vertical in nature.  Why then would we need more horizontal resolution?  It drives me insane:

"IGN's Wii Graphics Review process: "

1.) Start with 10.0

2.)Is the game on the Wii? Yes? subtract 1.5 points

3.)Does the game lack Widescreen? Yes? subtract 0.5 points

4.) Is the reviewer drunk? Of Course! Pick a random number and go with it.

 

Now normally, I would understand a gripe about lacking widescreen, but if anything, a larger width would DETRACT from the game's graphics.  Nothing is worse than a pinball game with massive ammounts of vertical scrolling.

Feel Free to post any other inane review experiences you have had at IGN.