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1. Shigeru Miyamoto is no longer the man who made Donkey Kong
Ye obviousy he is a robot and he changed durr learn guiz

2. Nintendo is not, actually, a videogame company
Once again, obviously we all know they make fridges gosh.


3. Making Nintendo games for hardcore gamers is difficult
So.

4. Making Nintendo games for casual gamers is easier
NO FUCKING SHIT.

5. Even Nintendo’s ‘hardcore’ games are no longer hardcore
Says who lmao.

6. Focusing on hardcore users didn’t work last time around.
lol

7. Nintendo is not giving fans the IP they keep asking for
Sry, people like you say they shouldn't but when they don't they do it wrong MAKE UP YOUR MIND.

8. At Nintendo, online is an option, not an essential
So.

9. Third-party publishers like Nintendo just the way it is
How the fuck is that Nintendos fault?

10. Nobody else does Nintendo games as well as Nintendo
Except fans.

Shit article is Shit.