flames_of on 20 August 2008
Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.
flames_of - "I think you're confusing Bush with Chuck Norris."
Wii: 80-85 Million end of 2009 (1.1.09)
