Do you talk like this? Or have you ever heard Guys/Girls talk like this irl

[dtewi]

"Slang" speak has become so common these days, I can nearly classify it as our second language.

Here is a more "fluent" version of your speech:

W#1 - Yo dude i banged the shinzit out of a bitch.

WG#2 - Did you toss that hot saladsizzle?

WG#1 - Ya homie, I rimmed her summin' fierce!

WG#2 - Dude, hookafizzle mezizzle withazizzle hotazizzle bitcharooni!