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d21lewis said:
Scared of bugs? Rollercoasters? Bah! Let's kick this thread into overdrive!

-I got caught having sex with a REALLY fat chick in a park.
-I pissed my pants during morning line up in the Air Force basic training, back in 1995.
-I never finished BioShock.
-My step brother caught me masturbating in high school. How'd he know? He was on the top bunk. I was on the bottom, and I thought he was asleep!
-I'm a cop. I pulled over a fat girl, who ran from me, and I couldn't catch her. The whole thing was videotaped!
-The only reason Leela had sex with the Zapper was pity. I admit it.
-I only play Uno on Xbox live if there's a girl online.
-My penis? It's not 11 inches long. I lied.
-Highwaystar101 knows more Zapp Brannigan quotes than me.
-As a kid, I liked rolling down grassy hills. One day, I rolled through a pile of dog poop.
-In high school, I couldn't control my penis. Like a terrorist, an erection could strike at anytime. Just like the kid in "Superbad" I used to tie it up in my belt.
-My awesome car? I'm leasing it instead of buying it.
-I'm afraid to watch "Brokeback Mountain" because I think it will make me gay (not that there's anything wrong with that).
-I like the Star Wars prequels more than the originals, despite being born in 1976.
-ecurbj owns more consoles than me. For now, he is more powerful.......for now.
-I loved "The Little Mermaid". It's my favorite Disney animated film.
-I played with action figures (THEY'RE NOT DOLLS) until I was in 10th grade.
-I don't have three Playstation 3's or a cake......I just have one Playstation 3.
-I have no sense of fashion. I have to get a girl to buy my clothes for me.
-There's a good chance that Elgefe02 and Leetgeek may kick my ass in Streetfighter IV and HD Remix.
-If a game sucks, but the lead character is a hot girl, I'll probably buy it.
-I'm a horrible dancer. My dancing makes babies cry for their mothers.
-I'm afraid of dogs.

Well, that's about it. Good thing we're on the internet, and I'll NEVER meet any of you guys!

Well and I was about to say that I really like my pink polo shirt from lacoste... but this is untoppable.. xD

 



 

Face the future.. Gamecenter ID: nikkom_nl (oh no he didn't!!)